* Ahoy: Hey!
* Avast: Stop!
* Aye: Yes
* Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
* Booty: treasure
* Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
* By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
* Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
* Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
* Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
* Doubloons: pieces of gold...
* Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
* Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
* Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
* Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
* Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
* Jack: a flag or a sailor
* Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
* Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
* Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
* Lass: A woman.
* Lily-livered: faint o' heart
* Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
* Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
* Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
* Me: My.
* Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
* Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
* Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
* Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
* Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
* Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
* Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
* Squiffy: a buffoon
* Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
* Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
* Sweet trade: the career of piracy
* Thar: The opposite of "here."
* Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
* Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
* Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!


* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

A fine collection of words you've got there me hearty!
Tis sad that TLAPD was not TLAPW.
for that would please my beard to no end says I!

now wheres me rum and undead monkey?!?

And the apples. Try one of those next.

Grog...
Isnt that Rum, Lime/lemon, suger and a cinamon stick

Or just rum straight depending on the person

YARR we be Pirates Marx! You landlubbers keep the limes and other lily-livered stuff off our boats... Straight Rum for all whos a drinkin'!

although me undead monkey does like the cinnamon....

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Oh, so now you know everything about bartending?

Shiver me timbers! Ye all be a bunch of scallywags! Arrr...and the apples are a treat, Dread Pirate Tofu...Arrr...

yarr he still doesnt seem to know much about the spelling though... my beard crys for him

i dont know everything bout it
but i do know that...

Lime prevents the scurvey. mmm citrus
As a great man once said

If i am going down in a boat
I
will
reach
for
a
lime...

Ahoy me matey, thar scallywag loaded to the gunwales, go on the account fer grog and a fine wench, we'll need no lilly livered landlubber squiffy sprogs here to be flyin me Jolly Roger fer the sweet trade, gentlemen of fortune, when we make the fiddlers green, hold tight to your booty and doubloons me hearty mates, for we shall toast our good grog to the last lass. ARRRRRR!

In all seriousness though... the ressi pe akshlly calls fer rhumm, leyemer lemmin, shugir ana sinamunst ik

Man, EJH and Marco must've went to the same skool!

can ui explauin to me how ui can taljk luijke a puirate ,; ium' stiucjk on fajke duitch ty$puing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIwMbQXiAyI

ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!...*cough*..*cough*