lets not start the pitty party just yet... i support a family of 4 on 34k a year bud.... thats 2car payments, a mortgage, insurance, cable, water, food... yada yada yada... lets now talk about being broke

Wow. I guess I'll stick with database programming after all.

i get paid in beer or bike parts

My question isnt how much they make...my question is...how do I do this for a living??

And Rey I'll take that beer!!

thanks Rey!
you know i thought about giving up drinking once... then i decided to just give up thinking....

A graphic designer who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

nice one... wait... that was very sexest...
who am i kidding ive been married for 6years
that was spot on

I've been married for 7...

OK...last one...I swear...

A graphic designer walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers.

Then one week he came in and ordered only two.
He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, my brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."

yeah but ive been with her since 1991 so in reality ive been married for nearly 14years

Okay, as long as we're talking about drinking Guinness...

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking Guinness in a pub. The Englishman finds a fly in his pint, so he politely says, "Barkeep, I've found a fly. Would you be so kind as to draw me another pint?" The barman replaces the pint.

Then the Scottish guy looks in and sees a fly in HIS pint. He says "argh!" the way the Scottish (and pirates) do, takes out the fly, and downs the pint.

Finally, the Irish guy looks down and sees a fly in HIS Guinness. He picks up the fly, holds it over the pint, and growls, "Spit it out!"

I'm of full Irish stock, so I can tell that one. Although, due to that unfortunate swiss cheese incident, I haven't had a drink in more than a month--someone kill me.

As for the pricing, I charge cheap all the time, too. I can't count the number of times I've said, "Okay, normally I charge $50/hour, but for you I'll go $25"

I'm a punk.

ok all this guinness talk is making me thirsty!!!
ITS A LOVELY DAY FOR A GUINNESS
alittle animated gif ive done in the past to go with my ODE

ahem....An Ode to Guinness by Sean TheShaman
Clouds of almond ash
rush quick to meet,
darkness engulfing its wake.
Quietly, for a minute,
the two will mingle
before fulfilling its fate.

© 2004 SAS

LOL!!!!! Queen and DigPharoh

Man, am I getting thirsty...


Is it ME or is this turning into a Guinness post???