I guess I can say I'm new here, but played here a few years ago and quit for no reason... had to sign back up recently and have since been amazed at what people can come up with from the same picture. There are some that just make me want to quit photoshop altogether some amazing talent here and I hope I can learn some things while having fun at the same time.

welcome to the site. Its a great place..... have lots of fun

Welcome back!

Welcome back! I hope you enjoy the site, it's a great way to spend your online time.

Welcome Phrosty.. Glad to see you back!

I've tried quitting this place 3 times now. I'm always drawn back like an addict to his vice... Hmmm.

I may quit again next week, we'll have to see. But either way, I'm sure I'll still be here.
Keep up the good work.

Thank you guys for the warm welcome

Since I signed back up, it's greatly reduced the monotony at work. Gives me something to do during the downtime. I would always stop by and check out contests, but somewhere along the line my previous account was removed and I just never signed back up. Then work started getting really boring and I needed something desperately to do. At least with Photoshop, it looks like I am working unlike playing on neopets or something

It's good to meet you.
You picked a great time to resurface--JMH has been adding some fantastic new features, lately.

Hi, Phrosty, welcome back.

Just looked it up, haven't been here since Nov. 2002 I still have some of my images up when you had to remotely host them. It's changed a lot since then.

... my name is Humpty, pronounced with an "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever


Phew.. sorry... the title of the topic made me do it!
Welcome.
D

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what dew said... well, maybe not quite like that...

LOL thanks I think

Online time, off line time, going to the shop time, work time, should be sleeping time..........
Welcome to your night mare....
But hey enjoy it whilst ya can...

Well this site has definitely helped keep my sanity while at work for the last 2 weeks