ha ha! that was nice!

And you're right, the capital of Texas IS, indeed, Austin, but we already knew YOU weren't spam sohiness, you are already accepted.

You mean it's not Pakistan?

There ya go again.

Now I would suggest not getting within 300 yards of the Texas state line.

I concur.

Border Patrol can be a BITCH in Pakistan.

I know I'm going wrong somewhere...........................



OH, GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE TALIBAN ROAM
WHERE THE CAMELS AND THE INSURGENTS PLAY
WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD
A POSITIVE WORD
AND THE SKIES ARE NOT FRIENDLY ALL DAY I

Chorus ( Accordian in background)

HOME, HOME IN THE HAZARDOUS WASTE
WHERE THE CAMELS AND THE INSURGENTS PLAY
WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD
A POSITIVE WORD
AND THE SKIES ARE NOT FRIENDLY ALL DAY I

(Accordian Solo)

. . . .er, I mean

Man, the heavy artillery will begin in about 3 minutes. (side steps away from the point of impact)