I'd take her out to Chippendales for an evening of manass and margaritas. Don't wait up.

We'll let you boys know when you're ready for the grownups' table, mkay?

I'd let her touch my Dyson...

HAH! Yer all nuts. NUTS I TELLYA!

Hey!
Mr.Nancers!!!! Take over yer old lady's keyboard for a sec
and tell these guys how YOU hooked up with this
absolutely devine woman.....Puh.....lease
I think maybe they could use the advise
(just be real quick about..there's a rumor going around that
some tech guy touched her keyboard a little too long
just last week......noone's heard from him since.)

Pfft, I don't even know her, but I'd still take her for a candle lit dinner, on the sunset, packed picnic, and one of the cute checkered blankets, with some juiceboxes, since i'm only 16. Then, we'd walk along the imaginary beach inside my head, since I live in Oklahoma, then finish the night off with a dozen roses, and a 10 second Frencher.

Pfft, Top that old people,

hah! that last one's interesting, ahh boy (some juiceboxes,imaginary beach inside my head, since I live in Oklahoma) you know that was creative.

But Scion i think you've hit the jackpot! That's a great idea man!
Ok ok forget nancers opinion we want to hear from Mr. Nancers Himself...the original rico suave.

That doesn't mean you guys and gals out there should stop sharing the pg13 romance the nance chronicles