Note to the weatherman,


This TWO HOUR BAND OF RAIN you were talking about all day yesterday, has stretched long enough now.... it has been over 14 hours since it started.

Please take it away now.

Damn it, girl. I almost SPAM HAMMERED you!

Sorry about that.

You know, Anna-J, it has been raining LIKE A BASTARD's DROOL here for the last week or so. Getting very very very very very tired of this and I am thinking I may need to drive south (maybe Vegas?) and see if the sun is shining anywhere else on this dirty ol' confused mud-ball of a planet.

But most likely, I'll have some beers and a slice of honey-cooked ham instead. Might even skip the ham.

It would probably be sunny, in the South.....

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........Ever wanted to write one?

Yes, almost every day

Yes, but only when I want to leave the house

Yes, but only on my weddingday

No, I feel fine with what I got

No, I got used to living under 7 feet of snow in April.........

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I actually did yesterday...... ......

She said if she could make the weather better....she'd be very rich.......