Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:13 pm   Reply with quote         

there once was a cockle

this cockle met another cockle

soon many cockle came from all over because of the low interest rates on houses

many towns people were worried about the amount of cockle around

so they asked conky to help

conky seached for the cockle

but they found him

so they asked chuck norris

chuck norris took care of them

the end

art by mightybeet and volkswes
spiritual guidance by beefhead

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L@rue: I'm eating a bag of bbq chips and drink a cocacola

Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:16 pm   Reply with quote         

So sayth the cocklemaster
So it is

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Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:27 pm   Reply with quote         

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Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:36 pm   Reply with quote         

OUT OF MEDS AGAIN?

Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:13 pm   Reply with quote         

Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:35 pm   Reply with quote         

cockles... bah!! the almighty aardvark can kill both the cockles AND chuck norris!!!

*courtesy by mightybeet´s gif studio inc.

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TheShaman wrote:

fine fine! I'm an idiot!

Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:54 pm   Reply with quote         

it's life jim, but not as we know it!

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Hallcross Toots

Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:55 pm   Reply with quote         

lol gotta show this to a guy in my computer class, he's doing some sort of comedy with Chuck Norris fighting wierd things.

P.S. Chuck Norris' ranch (or one that he owned) is about 5 minutes from my house, just like Southfork...just in case nobody cares.

Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:28 pm   Reply with quote         

wow mason... you should be really proud of having 1000+ posts AND live near a "chuck norris wussy aardvarks kick my ass" ranch...

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TheShaman wrote:

fine fine! I'm an idiot!

Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:07 pm   Reply with quote         

what a great cockle story

Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:55 pm   Reply with quote         

Good grief...Chat meets Forum.

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:13 pm   Reply with quote         

Fear the mighty Chat!

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:47 pm   Reply with quote         

arcaico wrote:

wow mason... you should be really proud of having 1000+ posts AND live near a "chuck norris wussy aardvarks kick my ass" ranch...

notice what I said, and how I said it...

mason4300 wrote:

.just in case nobody cares. Rolling Eyes

Obviously I meant it to be sarcastic. you guys take everything I say way too seriously.

Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:57 pm   Reply with quote         

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MASON--
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Mason has typertensionitis.