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Chicken
I went to this bar one night and I got there a little late because I had to do laundry. If you get to this bar late you are totally bummin' because the only available seat at the bar is between these two retards, Darcie and Matt. They’re not really retarded, they are actually really nice people who were both involved in accidents that totally messed them up, but when they drink on top of that, it can really get ugly. So I’m sitting between these two retards, Darcie on my right, and Matt on my left, and they start talking to me at the same time in a drunken dialect that is almost unrecognizable, which totally drives me freaken nuts. So I tell them, “One at a time please.” and Matt starts talking about the new U.S. quarters he's collecting while Darcie sits quietly chewing on a straw. Matt is listing off all the states he has collected, “There is Delaware, Massachusetts, Georgia, Massachusetts….did I already say Massachusetts? Let me start again…there is Delaware, Massachusetts, Georgia..." this goes on for about 15 minutes, so I look over at Darcie who’s still chewing on that straw, when she opens her mouth to say something and that straw she is chewing on (the one that is now full of retard spit) flings out of her mouth and sprays me across the face like I was sitting in the first row at a freak'n Shamu show…I went home and took a 2 hour shower in scalding hot water and scrubbed myself raw with steel wool.
I got rid of the heebies, but I can't shake the jeebies...
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16ozBud
I had a towel in my hands. It was a bit damp. I hung it over the bannister so that it would dry off.
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Chukn8r
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by pixy
Created July 17, 2003
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