is JMH....

watching us, waiting to unleash a dark and terrible vengence

12%

[ 4 ]

training for a secret mission to enter russia and steal some bread

3%

[ 1 ]

learning a new internet code developed by walmart to take over the world

9%

[ 3 ]

pretending to be tom hanks in his version of cast away

3%

[ 1 ]

trying to break the world record for standing on a large pole/sitting in a box/being frozen alive, for no good reason other than it pays the bills

3%

[ 1 ]

trying to break europe with his first solo album

9%

[ 3 ]

leeeeeeaving, on a jet plane, don't know when he'll be back again...

9%

[ 3 ]

being held captive for fertilisation reasons, in the little know world of the naked chop-chicks

9%

[ 3 ]

listening to his entire White Snake collection while growing his hair long and rock god like

28%

[ 9 ]

Marco...... WHY..... I want these 2 minutes of my life back

12%

[ 4 ]