Super...Man?

Heth Thuper thankth for athking

the new McDonalds uniforms have arrived

"not so happy feet"

ooooooh... herow

this will be the last time fluffy EVER gets on the couch

Buy now and we'll throw in a free couch protector!

So THAT'S where all of my pocket change goes!

Finally - a camouflage uniform I would like to put to good use

when i close my eyes i become invisible

Closet Transvestite Designer Sunglasses, made by J. Edna Hoover.

The Korean mail-order bride invasion force is ready to go.

I'm so Ronery... So ronery... So ronery and sadry arone... There's no one... Just me onry... Sitting on my rittle throne... I work very hard to be number one guy... but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife... Seems rike no one takes me serirousry... And so, I'm ronery... A rittle ronery... Poor rittle me.. There's no one I can rerate to... Feewr rike a biwd in a cage... It's kinda siwry... but, not reawry... because, it's fiwring my body with rage... I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit... but, none of these women seem to give a shit.. Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me... And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery... Yeah, a rittle ronery... Poor rittle me...

You're the bomb!