Yup.

Gonna be a hard sell. 1) you are not a member here (except that you just signed up apparently to ask for this favour

2) it IS a favour (or maybe this is a joke and we've got another example why aliases are ANNOYING as HELL (usually)). Your $5 offer will be construed as an insult by at least 85% of the people who hang here. There will be (which is lucky for you) the other 15% who want approval and to make people happy at all costs and for that reason you might get lucky.

3) Nicole Ritchie - again, 85% of the people here will most likely NOT be impressed in any way with helping anyone obsessed with this very disturbed girl. Sane and somewhat intelligent people tend to stay away from crazys AND people who obsess about crazys. (like, there are WAY MORE SERIOUS TOPICS in the world than Paris Hilton's Selfish Life and Nicole's Bulimic Battles)

4) you say you tried but failed at this yourself. So enter a few contests (even if you suck, there will be others here who will suck worse than you, like that idiot Scooter ) and once you've shown that you are a good sport then you'll have MUCH more chance of getting one of us to help you with your "friend" who is obsessed with this mostly talentless girl.

bonus round) please forgive me if I seem rude or brusque... I am, after all, Canadian... and YOU are a cowboy. I figured you like it straight from the horse's mouth.

As almost always Reindear speaks wisdom and truth (the rest of the time is that pro-Canada drivel ).

I PM'd the newb (his name is Nick btw) to see what type of task he's asking for. This is a face swap and add-a-tattoo job (sample of the format he wants - http://ohshot.com/depot/ce2bb.jpg). He wants the friend's face on Paris's body and the belly tattoo added for a more realistic end result.

I told him I'd post the pics for him in case any of membership wants the practice (but that he should also expect some joke chops as a result). Here's the pics he sent to me (I'm sure he's a lovely girl IRL):

The friend - http://ohshot.com/depot/7b8359.jpg
The belly tattoo - http://ohshot.com/depot/30a238.jpg

I say have a look at the files and then tell Nick what you'd legitimately charge to do the job. If he agrees then make arrangements for the payment and delivery of the final chop.

Oh I pointed out that the tattoo shot is not very helpful as 1. it's flashed out & 2. you can't see the text of the tattoo. But it's at least obvious that it's an ankh tattoo under the belly button.

Why the HELL would anyone want their head on PARIS HILTON's skinny-assed body????????? Am I getting REAL OLD here, 'cause I think this gal's bod looks just fine the way it IS!!! It IS a gal, right? You'd let me know if it AIN'T, wouldn't ya?

Well - be careful what you wish for:



Someone else can figure out the damned tatoo!

AKA. I want to get in his pants.

HER pants... sorry... obviously I meant HER... because... its a girl.

No..............comment.

Phew, I thought I was the only one confused I never understood it, but these men that dress like women (not saying this is the case with this girl) can apply make up better than me and I am a women, wtf?? Haha, is there a course somewhere I don't know about?

I think they get a manual.

lol, it's a real girl.......just kidding

Yeah, no shock there.

the hands really give it away. Used to see lots of trans...errrr...ladies when I worked in Beverly Hills.

and WAIT...didn't you say Nicole Richie's bod?

WHY ARE YOU GUYS OBSESSED WITH PARIS' BOD?

OK FIRST OF ALL TO CLEAR THINGS UP, IT'S NOT A TRANNY, IT'S A DRAG QUEEN, BIG DIFFERENCE!

TRANIES ARE QUEER, THE OTHERS ARE QUEENS

I am not sure how to take this comment considering I am gay?

this thread is going places

i have so many gay friends, male and female, 2 of my old biker friends are now transexuals and i'm almost the only one of the old crowd that will still sit and talk to either of them, i'm taking it no further.