Oh, my, god. Dot, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... blech! (See, Dot be dissin you behind yo back)
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when that Eve walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Evey, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My boy Arc tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen her dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average PSC'er and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Evey got back!
Evey got back!
I like her's round, and big
And when I'm choppin' a pic
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want Eve cause she's real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Billtv's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Eve yo
A word to the other soul sistas, I don't wanna get with ya
And I'll cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna get Eveil
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, Evey! {Yeah!} Evey! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even you other pricks got to shout
Evey got back!
Evey got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's Eve.
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got Eve sized buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you Eve's butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me that sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'But Eve ain't on his list
He had game but he chose to hit 'er
And I pull up quick to get wit 'er
So Eve, I know your butt is round,
And if you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-BILLWANTSEVE
And kick them nasty thoughts
Evey got back!