“Happy Christmas!"

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wisher.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

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and I also wish you a politically correct period of time .........

F$#@! You Too.

Oops.. ..I meant, Happy Holidays.

And happy seasonal wishes to you too, Digitalpharao, and lots of luck to you and your family in the comming months (please stetch this wish to however long you want it to last, because it is flexible and will last years if need be).

Great.
I wish you that Santa claus leaves you alone.
That your family keeps cool.
That fuckers from any sex, origin, whatever their motivation might be, leave you alone.
That the trouble steps off.
That worries go away.

Naaaaah, such stuff only happens once you're dead, so I dont wish you all that.

your mama well i did not understand those great big words. ......but may santa leave no dewdew in your stocking

Joyful and Healthful Chrisanakkahwanza Year to One and ALL! etc...

I got some dewdew last x-mas and I'm still trying to clen up the stain.