Do NOT use an axe for the chopping.
It is not the most humane way to chop kids.
Unless they are
BAD kids.
(and what I mean by "bad" is not that any kids are really BAD but that their BEHAVIOR, from time to time, can be BAD. I'm sure you know what I mean. And if you DO know what I mean, please feel free to explain it all to me!
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*edit* okay okay - now I'm worried someone will start thinking that I hate kids or something. I do not HATE nor even DESPISE (even a little) kids. In fact, I are one. And I'm also just an out of work commedian with to much flu-medication running through my AD/HD circuits. You go right ahead and ignore me. I agree it is the best policy.
**edit edit** I should have mentioned that you can always use YOURSELF in your chop. That avoids the "should I exploit my children?" issue completely. Though I would NEVER think of self-chopping, it has worked for others around here.
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