I just got an email from one of our company's dealerships. Here is the entire content of that email message.



100% true story. I've been laughing for 20 minutes.

. . . just please tell me Dan is NOT your company's CTO.

just hit reply with no message

Phone him back and ask what his phone number is.

I showed the message to the IT Department head. After he stopped laughing he told me he literally got that phone call once. Turns out the person calling had put his number into speed dial and forgot what the number was. So they could only call him from that one phone.

That is frigging funny. Who started this thread? It's brilliant.

...and how can I reply to it

I had something similair, my boss came in and said ron, i forgot your name i said its ron and he said a thx i thought it was ron

ROFL, Tofu! TOOOOO funny!

Here are another couple of TRUE rib-ticklers:

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Man: Hi, is Janet there?
Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Man: Oh! I'm sorry.
*click*

...a minute later...

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Man: Hi, is Janet there?
Me: You dialed the wrong number again.
Man: I can't have dialed the wrong number! I hit redial!


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When I first got my driver's license, the address had a typo in it and read "Margo Lane" instead of "Marys Lane." My mom and I went to the DMV to get it corrected.

When it was finally our turn, I explained to the clerk that the address was wrong on my license. She looked it up in the computer.

Her: It says Margo Lane. *compares screen to license, nods that it matches*
Me: It's supposed to read "Marys Lane."
Her: Did you move?
Me: No.
Her: Are you sure you didn't move?

That reminds me of an old joke. A man walks into a library and say to the librarian "I'll have a beer and some nuts please."
The librarian says "This is a library sir!"
He says "Oh sorry!", and then whispers very quietly "A beer and some nuts please."

I like your joke, FatCatAvMan.

reminds me of clouseau,
man ask woman with her dog, does your dog bite?
womand sais No
man put out his hand to the dog and the dog bites
man sais to womand your dog bites
woman sais , its not my dog