You know you don't need an invite to my place. Nice and secluded......




Stop by anytime.

Ah, Gravy Bro - you'll have to wait until I head back East to visit my folks. And it WON'T be while there is still SNOW on the ground, lemme tell you that!

Suggested Itinerary for Eastern trip

August 1, 2009 DPT 15:00(YVR) Reinman boards Westjet for flight to Hamilton ARR 23:56(YHM)

August 1, 15:01 DST: Seamusoisin notifies the Beer Store, RCMP, Ontario Provincial Police,LCBO, Dunville National Guard, Homeland Security, Solid Gold Gentleman's Club, New York State Police, FBI, Mistress Wanda's School for Wayward Girls, the Dunville community center featuring Milo Wileuski and his all accordionette band feauturing Olga Krupnik and her Chimp and last but not least CSIS.

August 2, 2009 00:05 DST: Seamusoisin secures the release of Reinman from the authorities here in Hamilton under the pretense of being his court appointed phychiatrist and posting a considerable bond.

August 2, 2009 00:10 DST: Semusoisin leads Reinman and his baggage and drives him to Dunville to visit his parents promising to retrive his accordian which has been sent to Hamilton, Bermuda in error.

August 2, 2009 01:18 DST: Arrive at the Reinman family home and drop Reinman off. Seamus decides to see what happens.

August 2, 2009 01:26 DST: After a tearful goodbye from mom and dad who say "stay while next time", Rein and Seamus head to Solid Gold for the last chance lap dance special.

August 2, 2009 03:15 DST: Mrs. Seamus post bail for both Rein and Seamus, but would not spring for the two lesbian Solid Gold dancers that accompanied us to the holding cell.

August 2 08:10 DST Reinman led to spare bedroom and Seamus sleeps on couch.

August 2, 2009 12:01 DST: Reinman and Seamus after returning to Hamilton airport where regretably we are told that the accordian apparently has been re-routed to Hamilton New Zealand (Thank You Westjet) and they will send the accordian back to Vancouver.

August 2, 2009 01:10 DST: Reinman and Seamusoisin decide to sample one or two libations awaiting for Gravyboat to meet us at........

OMG, you people kill me - with laffter!
Good one, Seamuse (I'm taking artistic liberty and shortening that - I can't even pronounce it!

The prounuciation is "shame us" "O sheen" which was the name of our wheaten terrier before Harley and who was a rescue dog with a terrible attitude. His Irish name was Oisin which was a prince in Irish mythology and we added the Seamus who was an Irish priest in the the movie the Bells of St Mary with Bing Crosby and Ingrid Bergman.

SeaMoose~ Be very CAREFUL - I just might take you up on that offer.

Specially since the drive from Burrlington to Newcastle (Ontario, people ) is SUCH A NICE PLEASANT AND SCENIC DRIVE!!!!

O. IC.

Thanks, that's very cool. That helps a lot.
I've gotta get the hang of the Irish words and how to say 'em, laddie, please forgive me.
It's like Sean being pronounced 'shawn' - wha?
LOL, I almost called him SeaMoose, too - ya beat me to it, ReinDude.

My sweetie's Irish, but his name's an easy one.

Newcastle? That changes everything, then Solid Gold is a no no. Working on an alternate route.

WTF, Solid Gold is in, besides a change now could effect the travel plans of the Reinman Fan Club Eastern Chapter who probably have already made commitments for the August 1st Reinman Reunion Trip to Ontario. After all wives, have been lied too, baby sitters hired, a lamb has been purchased ( For the sacrifice) an extra shift has been hired by the brewery. Also, Wanda Krupnik the topless egg sucker (Olga's younger singer) will be making a special appearance at the reunion. No we go to Dunville, your parents will just have to move.

PS:
Where did I get the idea you were from Dunville?

I know that Irish pronuciation is weird Sean = Shawn, like we are having pork and bawn for supper. I confused on most days, I don't need a whole nationality adding to the confusion.

So, as I await to see if JanetDog gets back to me (he may not have expected me to say YES, but THEN WHY WOULD HE TEMPT ME WITH BBQ MEATS????) I now am pondering on how I'll come back UP to CANADA? West COAST via San Fran, or through the INTERIOR (Utah/Idaho/etc)?

Man, that ol' US of A is almost as big as CANADA!

Rein..... I've got it all worked out. Look at this convenient schedule!

Let's DO THIS THING!

Oh, now that's just wrong on so very many levels.

Okay - I'm partway there... Mr. Dog and his family have confirmed that the rib-eye's have been purchased for the barby, baby! Vegas is a go. Many advance thanks to JanetDog and his couch!




I'm still looking for any help or lodgings for northern Cal area, or any tips on places to stay in that neck of the woods.

Remember: I'll trade Photoshop Secrets for a clean couch and a glass of tap-water!

Mr. Sk8trPUNK has a couple days off when I hit Portland, so hopefully I'll survive with enough brain-cells to be able to find my way further South!

stay tuned for the next episode