Raffy wanted to have sex with their secretary in his office,
but the girl belongs to someone else... problem?


And then Raffy got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 just let me
have sex with you. Girl shout at him and said NO!!!.


Then, Raffy said, don’t worry "I'll be fast promise.

I'll throw the money on the floor then you bend down,

I'll ensure you that I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "


Girl thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "That bastard he use coins!!!! Grrrrr!!!!"

THE VIBRATOR

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'

The next day , the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered that
area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f~@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up when One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft accent asked 'What are you sellin' here?' One of the men replied sarcastically, selling ass-holes.
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,

'You're doing well, only two left.'

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, “I slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

A young man had just proposed to to his girlfriend. One day the young man finds himself alone with his fiancees sister. The sister was twice as sexy and a college cheerleader to boot! He and the sexy sister were alone at her parents house watching tv in the living room when all of a sudden she began to flirt with him. The young man became very nervous and couldn't believe she would do this to her sister. The co-ed was wearing a mini skirt and bent over to reveal her world to him as she began to strip naked. She ran up the stairs calling for him to come make passionate love to her. Stunned beyond words, the young man headed for the front door. As he exited the house dashinng towards his vehicle, his fiancee and her parents were waiting outside for him. They were cheering and hugging him, for he had passed the test.

Moral of the story?


Always keep your condoms in the car!

you're killing me

Keep them coming!