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Post Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:41 pm   Reply with quote         


All I need is a pick up truck
A dog and a chain saw
A chalet on the highway 87
A shiny mustache cutter
Bullets in my gun
And a home delivered bucket of fried chicken

This refrain appears twice in this song...
http://www.mononc.com/realaudio/ogunquit.mp3

clown




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ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:29 am   Reply with quote         


I don't understand why more people did not want to comment on this AMAZING BIT OF INFORMATION.

I, myself, am a bit SLOW in responding.

BUT

Here I am now... responding.

To this AMAZING BIT OF INFORMATION.



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Location: Oregon

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:53 am   Reply with quote         


Claf wrote:
All I need is a pick up truck
A dog and a chain saw
A chalet on the highway 87
A shiny mustache cutter
Bullets in my gun
And a home delivered bucket of fried chicken

clown


about all I need to change is the highway # to a county road...forget the mustache...and it would work here real good.......... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing




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irgum

Location: Hungary

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:21 am   Reply with quote         


i think it is Woody Harrelson favorite song now
"God bless the red necks YEEEEHAA" Smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM&hl=hu

Zombieland Rule # 33 - Swiss Army:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuHbJHFsmts&feature=channel




Oscar

Location: Northern California

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:09 am   Reply with quote         


lol Canadians




DaVinci

Location: The Netherlands

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:18 am   Reply with quote         


EH?




seamusoisin

Location: Ottawa Strong!

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 am   Reply with quote         


The tomatoes and the Ritz crackers are back, eh mon ami.

Where was Mon Oncle going to, Plattsburg? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing




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Location: Australia

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:08 am   Reply with quote         


ya see I know its not true cause canadians cant write....must be an American that pretends he a Canadian...oh wait them guys cant read either...damn so some aussie block is pretending to be a Canadian...stupid bugger Laughing Laughing Wink




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Location: On Deck, South by Southeast

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:05 am   Reply with quote         


blue_lurker wrote:
ya see I know its not true cause canadians cant write....must be an American that pretends he a Canadian...oh wait them guys cant read either...damn so some aussie block is pretending to be a Canadian...stupid bugger Laughing Laughing Wink


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Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:16 am   Reply with quote         


seamusoisin wrote:
Where was Mon Oncle going to, Plattsburg? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

He was going to eat hot dogs at Ogunquit...

Sorry! A good part of the song is in French... so for the ones who can appreciate this kind of nice poetry, I made a big effort to translate the first part of the song.
Hopefully it is comprehensible... and not offensive (I have no idea... I am not accustomed to censure)...

Here we go:

"All the night I ran stuffed at coffee bars
When suddenly Blessed Brother André appears to me
As a result, I benefit from it and I asked him if Ogunquit
Is a good place to eat hot dogs

The miracle-worker agrees, so I cross all the Eastern Township
Towards the US by the famine carried
Arrived at the customs I release a fart that leaves smoke
And all the big police forces laugh like ox laughter

One of the cops with large hairy hands
Curious to see my two beautiful large balls
Give its long ugly fingers the responsibility to submit myself to the excavation
He noses around like a ferret for finally finding in my asshole
A joint which was macerated there

Benefiting from that the ox had the head between my two thighs
I release another fart, and he belches me a police report
And the prison world appeared sudden to me so rural
I was well, love was back
And the oxen sang

ALL I NEED IS A PICK UP TRUCK
A DOG AND A CHAIN SAW
A CHALET ON THE HIGHWAY 87
A SHINY MUSTACHE CUTTER
BULLETS IN MY GUN
AND A HOME DELIVERED BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN"

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Location: Ottawa Strong!

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:04 pm   Reply with quote         


Claude I got it in French 10 decades in Montreal you pick up un mot or deux. What made me think of Plattsburg was the Highway 87 reference.

Plattsburg for those not from Upper NY or Montreal was the destination of many Montrealers to go to the Mall and shop plus the beach on Lake Champlain. The town really suffered after they closed the Air Force base.




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Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:02 pm   Reply with quote         


This is not canadian, it's Afrikaans!

Krugerrande, Krugerrande, Ek het baie Krugerrande!
Kom hier, 'n koppie koffie
En 'n wors te
Kom hier, 'n koppie koffie
Smeer 'n bietjie mosterd op - ja, ek weet jy wil dit




ReinMan

Location: Kingston, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:44 pm   Reply with quote         


HKlevjer wrote:
This is not canadian, it's Afrikaans!

Krugerrande, Krugerrande, Ek het baie Krugerrande!
Kom hier, 'n koppie koffie
En 'n wors te
Kom hier, 'n koppie koffie
Smeer 'n bietjie mosterd op - ja, ek weet jy wil dit


Damn it, HK. This is the Canadians Masquerading as Yankees Speaking FRENCH thread - got start your own damned MixedLanguage thread, dude!!!!!!! Twisted Evil




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Post Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:07 pm   Reply with quote         


hywa on'tda veryoneea ustja etga longa!! (because its boring i suppose lol)

I had to bring yet another language here just for spite.




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