ok, my far away unknown friend. whenever you come near austria, i will invite you for a tour through viennas pubs, and show you really good beer! i wonder how far we would come.

some years ago, i met some tourist-guys from the states, each of them a big, heavy man (fastfood-victims i guess ). first they said "oh lord, we can drink so very much beer". maybe, but they meant american beer. after the third bottle, they were already pissed. 3 bottles = 1,5 liters. they were such drunk, that they even wanted to start a fight. but i remembered my parents words: "never beat up a fat guy"

when i visited the states, i had a funny stay in a saloon in kerman (CA). classic saloon, barkeeper with cowboy-hat, and even a ugly old hooker was there. when i ordered my 15th coors, the barkeeper asked me, if i was sure, and wondering, that i was still able to talk like i had drunk nothing before. the only effect was, that i had to join the toilet for about 100 times, to let the beer out again (not the oral way )

so dear american people, i really regret that you must drink such lousy beer (and being proud of it). best greetings to the belgium people too

Psst? Mr. Piggy?

Seamusshyin is a CANADIAN and he DOES have access to Very Good Beers!

And we Canadians are, in general, somewhat THINNER than the average USA citizen (though I have met some who are VERY THING).

Oh. And we Canadians have BEAVERS!!!!!