Hello.

ReinMan here.

We are getting SOOOOOOOO much spam on this website. A few of us MODERATORS are getting sore fingers from hitting the DELETE THREAD buttons so much.

97% of these SPAM threads start with words like "Hello I am new here. Hope to enjoy this site." or "I have been watching this site for a long time and have finally decided to post in the forums". Or, once in the while "Sell Cars Fast n' Cheap Money Earning Quick Go". Stuff like that.

FAIR WARNING: I will delete any thread that has that kind of "new member" HELLO message if it was created on the same day the account was created. I won't put it in our SPAM folder. I will directly delete it. I'm sorry if some "real" folks have their threads trashed. I just don't have time to do 5 minutes research to see if you are real or not. And I don't want useless thread titles clogging up the list for actual real member thread listings.

IF you want to say "HELLO, I'm NEW HERE" then please TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF and WHAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS WITH PHOTOSHOP/IMAGE MANIPULATION. This is a creative site mostly populated by creative individuals. So for heaven's sake (and mine and the other MODs here) be CREATIVE when you say your first hello.

I'm gonna make this thread a STICKY. Because I'm stuck on carrying through with this (some might say outrageous) threat.

Cheers, and to all "real" NEWBIES, welcome!


reinDEAR

Welcome Mr. Reindear!

Why not install a spamcatching script?
Oh.....and forbid gifs in competitions.

Is that a cheap shot at ME?

Back on topic people...

We have about 2671587651876254712401374 other threads to hijack.

Thanks TutMan

I'm gonna keep bumping this for a week or four, just so you all know it. Please feel free to talk about Newbies etc. here... and those of you who have been here for more than a month, please do your best to inspire our new friends to be creative, exciting, and never ever boring.

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Hello,

I'm not new here. Hope to keep enjoying this site.

NSFBB & NSFSB!!! *)




BB = BabyBogo
SB = StarBaby

NOW WE'RE TALKIN'



(New members under the age of 18 years (21 years in US of A) please disregard the previous few posts. Though it has always worked for Anfa & Tesore, we are not advocating drinking as a creative resource here. Thank you for understanding.)

All I ever drink is grape juice!!!



NOW we're talking Signore!!!

Well, you and 46 million Catholics can't ALL be wrong, eh?



er, um... well, maybe not COMPLETELY right.

ah... you know, as in FULLY NOT WRONG?

Y'know what I'm talking about?



hmmmmm, never mind.