Yep just you and the llama and the dancing midget strippers

You lying git! See, there's the problem. Ausies just make shit up! It's destroying the fabric that is bringing the nations together. Bloody Ausies and their make believe midgets.

What pisses me off about the midget thing is you and Americans keep posting pictures of DWARFS. You fuckers don't know the difference. Ausies are as thick as Yanks! Woopeedooo, The UK's two greatest allies are fucking idiots(like we didn't know already)!

Hey Shane, it breaks my dad's heart that the Green Beret is given willy nilly in the states. It's a British Royal Marine Commando(my Dad) honour. The yanks trained by the Royal marines deserved it but you can't just hand it out yourselves claiming it is the same thing. MEH!

Edit: He laughs at the US Marines nick name "Leather Necks" because his lot are called "Boot Necks". LULZIES!

I beg to differ sir...I in fact do know the difference between Midgets and dwarfs...that would be the spelling...so there ya pommy bugger

Aus logic at it's finest mate!

The difference between Aussies and Yanks is that Aussies admit that they are idiots.

I am also worried about Anfa's drinking, so I drink worrying if he will run out of booze. Then I fall asleep because I ran out, so I go and buy more booze. Then I start worrying about Anfa drinking and him running out. Then I run out get more and go back to drinking and worrying. I am not an alcoholic , however I am a compulsive worrier.

Why are there midgets and dwarfs. It a two part question. The first is why. This has been studied and written about for since the begining of time by the greatest minds on the planet by theologians philosphers and just plain guys named Ned. Aparenttly they have not come up with a satisfactory andswer because everyone is still wondering why. The second part of the question are there midgets and dwarfs and the answer is yes.

Hopefully this clears everything up and I can go back worrying if Anfa has enough booze.

In so far as booze is concerned Dean Martin said it best. Ifeel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

Yeah I have about five green berets.... Just kidding. Only Army Special Forces wear them, I think they have to get lost in the woods for a week and drink their own urine or something to get that job. We usually call our Marines Jar Heads.

Since My DP is still up might as well have some fun with it.