Wasn't there an entire collection of socks posted somewhere? Maybe Splodge had it.

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Whoever "Cynn" is, he/she is before my time, and I've been here ~5 years. My sock is by Marco (RIP).
Doug

MEIN GOTT!!

I had an original Cynn sock. Now I'll have to change my sig.

I'll have a TWO sock sig!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I like it. Although, the nut on my guitar is graphite, so it's black now.

HAH!!

Two, count'em, TWO socks!

Holy shit...they gave you a gun!!!!

I think I may have been the first sock...during the Gumbie war of sixity sixity...ah the gumbies...them were the gold old days...any one seen Mr Slim shady around????

Yeah, we're all issued them now, it's a requirement.

Yeah, this was just a mock up. Your real sock will be much larger with such detail the angels in Heaven on high will weep!

Seriously, though, once we are allowed to gaze upon the mighty Scroll of Sockification, we will be given the power... of .... uh ... making sock caricatures in a sacred internet forum. WTF? Well, I have been told that it's ancient wisdom spans the furthest reaches of time back to the early 2000's! Once we have the artifact in hand, we can verify it's age with carbon dating.

Kittie's in the dungeons of the Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh seeking these truths that we wide-eyed pilgrims covet. When she returns with that mystic knowledge, we can begin to unlock it's elusive secrets.

Until then, dear brother, I shall bid you farewell with my eternally damned bastard sock!

May God have mercy on my soul!
Our mother did warn us that we would go blind if we made our own socks!

PSC FORUM THEATER

A Morning in the Break Room at PSC

Noob Member: I would like to make a pot of coffee.

Old-Timey Member #1: You can't just make the coffee!

Noob Member: Why not?

Old-Timey Member #1: Because Ted always made the coffee!

Noob Member: Isn't Ted dead?

Old-Timey Member #1: Yes. Well, sometimes we let Verna make the coffee... but, of course, she didn't make it like Ted.

Old-Timey Member #2: Oh, no! Verna started buying flavored coffees.

Old-Timey Member #1: I remember that all too well.

Noob Member: Okay. Well, Verna hasn't worked here in five years. Can I make some coffee? I would really like a cup of coffee.

Old-Timey Member #2: We'll have to find the directions!

Old-Timey Member #1: Didn't Steve keep the directions in the cupboard?

Old-Timey Member #2: That was before the break room was remodeled.

Old-Timey Member #1: That's right.

Noob Member: Who's Steve?

Old-Timey Member #1: He doesn't work here anymore.

Old-Timey Member #2: Maybe he gave the directions to Cindy?

Noob Member: Look, I know how to make a pot of coffee. Can I just clean it up and brew a pot?

Old-Timey Member #1: Cleaning? You'll have to speak to a supervisor about that.

Noob Member: Seriously?

Old-Timey Member #2: You can't just go and clean the coffeepot without filing a Beverage Dispensary Cleaning Form!

Noob Member: Can't I just clean it now, so I can get some coffee? I really don't feel like running out to the coffee shop right now. I could just call the front desk and-

Old-Timey Member #1: You're just beating a dead horse, mate.

Noob Member: I could just-

Old-Timey Member #2: Listen. Nothing is going to change with current management.

Old-Timey Member #1: It just hasn't been the same since Bob sold the company.

Old-Timey Member #2: Remember how things used to be?

Old-Timey Member #1: Yes. Heaven on earth it was. Heaven on Earth.

Old-Timey Member #2: Hey. Where did the new guy run off to?

Old-Timey Member #1: HE'S MAKING COFFEE!!!

Noob Member: Would you like some?

Old-Timey Member #2: Without the filing of the proper Beverage Dispensary paperwork, I cannot in good conscience recognize that as coffee!

Old-Timey Member #1: Why don't you just go work somewhere else!

Noob Member #2: Ooo! Coffee! Can I have a cup?

LOL perfect!

So true.

Bloody noobs! No respect!

Coffee?
Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee
coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee
coffeecoffeecoffee!
*breath*
COFFEE!!

Wait a minute... You didn't just walk here, did you? One does not simply walk into Sockdom!