so damned cute?

Aw c'mon, boys and girls...I mean that in the most heterosexual kind of way! I mean, women do it all the time, and nobody says anything. You know, they gather in the ladies' room, fixing all their make-up and stuff, and one says to the other, "god, you're so pretty..." and the other pats her jokingly on the butt, and another of their friends walks in, and they all squeal that high-pitched squeal that they squeal, then one splashes water from the sink onto the other's blouse..."oh, you bitch!", then more girls walk in and join in on the fun, then there are feathers falling from the ceiling, 'cause they are jumping on a bed having a pillow fight in slow motion, then...

Seriously, vunt van pumununt, when you're with a woman and she's in the throes of ecstasy, does she ever mispronounce your name?

*flattens against the wall and edges toward the door . . . . .*

i'm begining to think that there might be an undercurrent of homosexuality begining to swell in these parts

Christ, for a second I thought you said "there was an undercurrent of homosexuality begining to swell in these pants"!

I wish I'd never read this

Um... not sure if you're looking for female opinion in this heterosexual male love fest... but sure, from what I've seen he looks cute. So do you, sage. (my bf has facial hair and a very long pony tail, so I am a little biased )

BTW, in your description of what goes on in the ladies room, you left out the part where we all strip down to our bra & panties because our clothes are soaked from the water fight.

I am actually surprised that no women have responded as of yet.

BTW, thanks for the compliment I'll be sure to thank mom and dad.

Um, yeah, I left out the bra and panty part because that would just be wrong...

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I have to be honest with you, Sage...


This post lacks the focus and raw passion of your previous attempt titled, "Paradise: An Ode to Deshone's Jock Strap"

It wasn't perfect (At six paragraphs it tended to drag on a bit and there are adjectives other than "delicious" and "decadent") but it had heart.

If you hadn't included illustrations perhaps the mods wouldn't have pulled it so fast (so to speak)

stop freaking me out, man

You're fucking brilliant, badcop

. . . ummm, EJH, can we talk about that bra and panties business . . . . . I want to make sure my fantasies are completely accurate.

I'll do my best to clarify...

The undergarments are made of a sheer cotton... ever so delicately hugging each curve... feeling smooth against the accidental and innocently flirting touch... and allowing for visual hints of the body underneath.

Any additional questions, please let me know.

Wow! I sure am enjoying THIS thread

ah yes, it has happend once... tis a sad story though... she has never gotten over the rejection (nor the speech impediment).

sincerely,
Lovegod

PS the sage-auction is poseponed to next week. bidding wil start at 10 USD. male bidders allowed (preferred).