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Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:48 pm Reply with quote
I downloaded Cynn's picture. My hard drive went down immediately. Maybe if I put a bag over the monitor the damn thing will come back up. I fear this PC no longer respects me.
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:01 pm Reply with quote
When I think of cynn, the word "special" comes to mind.
Special education, special classes, special needs . . . . .
But seriously folks, what can I say about cynn? There's a lot but jmh wants to keep this site family friendly. I'm not saying cynn has a volatile temper, but the Department of Defense won't let her within 10 miles of any nuclear weapons. She doesn't need to get her hands on any of those since her cooking has been put on Bush's list of WMDs. And given the frequency she sees the kitchen its about as easy to find too.
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:33 am Reply with quote
If Cynns cooking is on Bush's WMD list, then her cooking probably doesn't even exist.
Hmmm........How did she get so fat then?
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:06 pm Reply with quote
The was a move, mercifully voted down by the management of the site, to levie a special tariff on users here on the site for the enjoyment provided by cynn. Management decided it would be an improper cynntax.
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:13 pm Reply with quote
Cynn walks into a bar and asks the bartender-"do you serve crabs here?"
the bartender says-" No, get the hell out"
true story
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Cynn
Location: California Choppin'
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:47 pm Reply with quote
Al, that was one of the most painful puns I've ever heard. Now I know why they call these things "roasts!"
=pinches Holly with her claw=
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Fugue
Location: Back down-under Site Sponge: YES!
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:00 pm Reply with quote
They say the Jews killed christ... but no, Jesus died for our cynn... and so did Terry Shiavo.
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:37 pm Reply with quote
Fugue, with an act like that, you'll die at the palace.
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:42 pm Reply with quote
Cynn should use her full name "Cynic". Maybe she doesn't remember it. Perhaps she is Cynnile or having problems with her Cynnapses. I won't do her because I don't want to be described as a Cynner. Now I know what Jimmy Swaggert mean't when he was sobbing & said "I have Cynned". This is not just one Cynngular issue. I suspect she is quite Cynnister and Cynnges little puppys until they are burnt to a Cynnder. Any mail received from her should immediately be marked Return To Cynnder. I hear shes a bad dancer because she can't Cynncronize her feet with her alleged brain. Especially if the music is Cynncopated. Look at her closely. Her eyes are very Cynnister. I fear for Al.
When he meets his maker he will have to pay for his Cynn. (If he doesn't already).
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YerPalAl
Location: On Deck, South by Southeast
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:49 pm Reply with quote
Well, yesterday we lost the Pontif.
Today, we discovered the Puntif.
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:22 pm Reply with quote
ok i'm officialy sorry we started this now
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Cynn
Location: California Choppin'
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:02 pm Reply with quote
Aw, don't say that. Just slap on a little barbecue sauce and flip me over. It'll smell all nummy again in no time.
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Terminator!
Location: From the Future
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Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:09 pm Reply with quote
Well, as Billy Joel said so eloquently,
"I'd rather laugh with the Cynners than die with the saints."
But I don't think he ever realized that Cynn's laugh sounds like nails scratching against a blackboard.
But seriously folks, Cynn isn't the way she is on purpose. Her parents locked her in the cellar at the tender age of 1.5 and didn't let her out until she was 18.
She was raised by the cellar rats (hence,her hairdo) and Disney is actually making a movie out of it as we speak. Except they're making the rats all Cutesy.
-Back to you, Glen.
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