gravyboat wrote:
What's a vacation?
Well... it usually looks like this:
1) work and sweat
2) keep doing that for a long while
3) take a break to pee, or maybe eat some processed cheese slices every now and then
4) keep up that work! (you can hear the landlord's footsteps echoing in the halls of your apartment building, pounding out a beat of PAYME PAYME PAYME that drives you to
5) work some more
6) start noticing the computer screen is getting all "pretty colours" and that the sun outside your window is talking to you, telling you that IT IS ALL
HER FAULT and that YOU SHOULD
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
7) keep working anyway (sound of brakes on car wearing out and home insurance add to the rythmn of the landlord's boots kicking at your door
fall over
9) lay there unconscious for about 3 days (THE SWEET BLISS OF OBLIVION)
10) wake up feeling better - a bit better - well, DIFFERENT anyway
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That's usually what my summer vacations look like.
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