A little peace and quiet in an artistic setting is just what Robin needs

ever heard of Paris ?

David needs: A starship to command.
David needs: A fleet ready for war.
David needs: A planet to conquer.
David needs: Subjects to rule over.
David needs: To shut up already.
David needs: To shut up already.
David needs: To shut up already.
David needs: To shut up already.
David needs: To shut up already.
David needs: To shut up already.........................................

Okay, now that I'm at work and have more time, I've used my actual name. Here are ACTUAL things that Google claims I need:

Chris needs your sex talk :leers at Robin:
Chris needs to be able to advance his skills. Someone's a little critical...
Chris needs to give me cancer (WTF!? I don't even KNOW you!)
Thinking is good and Chris needs to do some, fast. (WTF!? I don't even KNOW you!)
Chris needs to ditch the macaroni jewelry (damn, I made that all by myself too!)

And the bonus round ('cuz I couldn't decide on only 5):
Chris needs no mic stand (yep, loud enough on my own)
Chris needs to keep working his left towards his top hand.
once a year Chris needs to check that everything is going well.
Chris needs you now more than anything else, he needs you to love him and just
be there for him.
CHRIS NEEDS FEEDING

This is cool!
Didn't get much for anfa.

ANFA needs to do a lot home works.
ANFA needs to setup a system where Nepal’s top players are given a chance to showcase their talents to foreign clubs.
ANFA needs to concentrate on attendance.
The next step ANFA needs to take is to privatize these municipality teams and then
incorporate them into a proper national league with existing 'A' division

So I tried Tony and got...

Tony needs a BIG one
Tony needs a dog
Tony needs a family's love and attention
Tony needs advise on advertising his bungalow.
Tony needs to feel that the other person is wrong sometimes too.

gee... I found:

David needs a wash
David needs prayers
David needs to roar with pride.
David needs dusting often, every two months during the
summer.
David needs tags on what type of room has what. - explains the dusting.

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Just one entry under "badcop needs" :


Badcop needs to go back to chopping school


Came from an Alaskan off-road vehicle forum. Guess word travels.

I put in Lrossa and all I got was links to this site!

New T-Shirt!!!

Stephen needs to unravel the secrets and disturbances of his life
Stephen needs the assistance of a good civilian lawyer
Stephen needs a good mallet to his Knight's helmet
Stephen needs round-the clock medical care
Stephen needs regular skin grafts

Stephen doesn't seem to be doing too well!

Brian: None of my needs are being met in this conversation. Kristen: Get out your
Vibr-O-ater!! ... I just realized that we haven't met Brian's needs yet.
Brian needs assistance... Hurricane Clean-up Tech assistance.
brian needs a home
Brian needs food, badly. I'm into the 4th week of the diet exercise regime
Brian needs to hear the response, “I will concede the point about the threat built up about Nuclear WMDs was wrong”
Brian Eno says America needs to open up Don't be Naive
Brian needs to do a Gospel CD because of all the
songs, this one stands out the most. Very heartfelt. A
Brian needs to show what he brings to the table and the contribution he can make
before that person can give him more leads
Brian Needs Your Vote
Now what Brian needs is our prayers. Brian's Treatment schedule can be found here.
Does Brian really need NOS?

These are funny...

#1 on my results list:

Evidently, I "need almost 24-hour care because my disability often leaves me feeling confused and frightened."

I have to go hide under my desk now.

oh yes, I imagine that WOULD satisfy my need

These are so much fun you guys... I'm cracking up. I found some of the best ones ever for a certain someone last night... he BETTER get on here and post them! Hmph!

Not much for serps but.

Martin needs around the clock care
Martin Needs Medical Treatment
Martin needs to use anger management
Martin Needs to get drunk
Martin Needs a Good Long Rest
Martin needs 24 hour ventilation to help him breath

What are they trying to tell me

Ann is in desperate need of surgery! We got this adorable sheltie mix as a puppy, and after waiting months to be adopted, she finally found a family!
Won't you help Ann with a scrumptious cheeseburger in your name. She needs the nutrition.
Ann needs to check for an important e–mail.
Ann needs to get some Revlon's Cherries in the Snow, the ho's lipstick of choice.
Ann needs to call her accountant because someone's been skimming her checks.



And the first hit for "Cynn needs" is a link to a contest entry, here!
The rest seem to be about the Guild Wars NPC named Cynn.