My kid

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/119908/for-no-one.html

2 of them

http://photoshopcontest.com/photoshop-contest/2094/playing.html

Another of my kids

http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/120864/birds-at-the-shore.html

agreed, chop those kids.

For Hannah's 6th birthday party she wanted a Hannah Montana Theme GROAN.

but anyway, I PS'd her with H. Montana and everyone at the party including the parents thought my daughter was very lucky to have met her in person.
that gave her the biggest thrill ever, even though she told everyone later that no, she didn't meet her, her daddy photoshopped us together.

Do NOT use an axe for the chopping.

It is not the most humane way to chop kids.

Unless they are BAD kids.

(and what I mean by "bad" is not that any kids are really BAD but that their BEHAVIOR, from time to time, can be BAD. I'm sure you know what I mean. And if you DO know what I mean, please feel free to explain it all to me! )


*edit* okay okay - now I'm worried someone will start thinking that I hate kids or something. I do not HATE nor even DESPISE (even a little) kids. In fact, I are one. And I'm also just an out of work commedian with to much flu-medication running through my AD/HD circuits. You go right ahead and ignore me. I agree it is the best policy.

**edit edit** I should have mentioned that you can always use YOURSELF in your chop. That avoids the "should I exploit my children?" issue completely. Though I would NEVER think of self-chopping, it has worked for others around here.

and mine...
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/134164/about-face.html

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My daughter used in an entry here...
http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/93304/abracadeerbra.html

....and my daughter used as a source picture in this comp
http://photoshopcontest.com/photoshop-contest/2469/petrock.html?o=votes