ROFL, Tofu! TOOOOO funny!
Here are another couple of TRUE rib-ticklers:
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Man: Hi, is Janet there?
Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Man: Oh! I'm sorry.
*click*
...a minute later...
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Man: Hi, is Janet there?
Me: You dialed the wrong number again.
Man: I can't have dialed the wrong number!
I hit redial!
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When I first got my driver's license, the address had a typo in it and read "Margo Lane" instead of "Marys Lane." My mom and I went to the DMV to get it corrected.
When it was finally our turn, I explained to the clerk that the address was wrong on my license. She looked it up in the computer.
Her: It says Margo Lane. *compares screen to license, nods that it matches*
Me: It's supposed to read "Marys Lane."
Her: Did you move?
Me: No.
Her:
Are you sure you didn't move?